Day 29 of the zombie apocalypse I mean virus lockdown (always get those two confused)
Benji and I have been discussing the local Rat versus Squirrel problem again and I’ve explained the concept of social distancing and how I think he ought to distance himself from the ongoing problems after dark between the rats and the squirrels. He explained that he only got involved because he was worried about me. Apparently the Mini has become a hangout for a group of rather rough rats. After Benji explained that the rats have been seen going into and coming out of the Mini’sengine space I went and checked. Benji is quite correct unfortunately as I don’t think the engine compartment of a Mini Cooper comes with small animal bones (squirrel?), ripped up tissue and rat poop as standard. This does of course mean war.