Day 30 – Benji’s lockdown adventures. So Benji has been contacted by a rather timid Rat known as Ralf the Mouse. Mouse is a rather derogatory term in the Rat community apparently and Ralf has always been a bit of a loner. His family near enough disowned him when he put a picture up of the Remy the Rat from the film Ratatouille in his nest as a young rat. As great uncle Greybeard rat put it. “Rats do not deal with humans ever”. Anyway Ralf is a second cousin twice removed from Ricky. Ricky being Benji’s contact in the local community until he hitched a lift off the last bin truck out of here last bin day. So Ralf has reluctantly been chatting with Benji in exchange for being given the low down on which Rat traps have the poison in. Ralf is actually quite rare in the Rat community being both a vegetarian and half in love with a Squirrel named Sofia. Anyway to get to the point Ralf says the peppermint water is actually having an effect in that the Rat high command have issued a Level Prime one warning in our area. Ralf says this is not a good thing. Security has been increased and there are to be nightly Rat patrols in the area to ensure that access is still available to the cars for meetings
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