Day 70 – Benji and I have been discussing the media’s reporting the last few weeks and how irresponsible we felt it was for the press last weekend to keep speculating about the end of restrictions on the VE Day bank holiday weekend. We felt it was going to be difficult enough for people to want to keep to the lock down rules as it was without the press giving the impression that restrictions would be ended and so everyone should go out over the weekend and do whatever they wanted. Anyway Benji comes out with “woof woof woof” So basically he is wondering whether he should become the worlds first Chihuahua investigative reporter. He feels that journalism is a natural step up from his blog and that he could do a better job than some! As Benji says “woof woof woof”.
Anyway I managed to distract him somewhat by promising to work on his Coat of Arms. If you recall he wanted turquoise which is the colour of his collar, lead and rain coat and scarlet to represent the blood of a thousand rats. He also after thinking about it wanted the motto Rattus Mortis Totalis. Then he wanted something to signify his work as a Chef and a writer. This is the first draft.

