Day 64 Benji thought it would be nice to write a little song for Oakley the chipmunk. It starts off as you might imagine “woof woof woof” and is to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star. So it goes: twinkle twinkle little dog how I wander what you bark. Up the stairs and round the hall like a nutcase in a squall. Twinkle twinkle little dog I’d like to hug you all day long.
He says “woof woof” in that it’s not bad for his first go but thinks he can do better over time. Unfortunately now that he’s finished working on his song he’s gone back to his playlist and decided he is a George Formby fan I don’t think he even knows what a Banjo is!
I mean I knew he had listened to one of his most famous songs because he keeps singing it “Peeing up a lamppost at the corner of the street watching all the poodles go by oh me oh my watching all the poodles go by.” You get the idea. Anyway browsing YouTube he’s found another classic “Does your Bonio lose its flavour on the bed post over night” I wouldn’t mind but he’s been woofing it out full blast since 8am. When I asked him to turn down the volume he said “woof woof woof” which roughly translated stood for “last day of term last July, Alice Cooper, Schools our for summer” when you’re right you’re right so I took the hint and shut up at this point! Even joined in with some woofs during the chorus. Not sure if the end of July term will really register this year as I don’t know if I’ll be back to school by then.